Thursday, September 4, 2008

Which way will you have it

The repubican squirrels, after reveling in Sarah Palin's rhetorical prowess, which took the measure of the republican conservative right, and gave a speech crafted to thrill them, then derided Barak Obama as "one who can read a poll and momentarily thrill a crowd." ... Go figure.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

You whiners make me sick. How can you possibly compare Sarah Palin, the experienced executive, with the experience-less Barack Obama. Without experiece your rhetoric is empty, based on your dreams, not on reality; if you have been the mayor of Wassila, or the Governor of Alaska your rhetoric is experienced based, and thus not empty. Your head is empty, and your cheeks are devoid of nuts.

Anonymous said...

We hate to keep bringing this up, but according to your own definitions John McCain is also experience-less. How should we measure John's rhetoric?

And by the way, my cheeks may be devoid of nuts, but my scrotum is not!

Anonymous said...

And my foot is on the move and headed directly toward that miserable sack between your puny legs. I despise you and puke on you!!!

John McCain gets a pass on Executive Experience (lets call it EX2) because of his Prisoner of War Experience (Lets call it POWEX). Anybody with any sense knows this and accepts this... and cleary you have no sense what-so-ever, you soon to be nut challenged rodent!

Have you found a supply of acorn butter???... I can be very generous.

Anonymous said...

Huh?

Anonymous said...

I need acorn butter and I need it bad. Keep this quiet. I CAN BE VERY GENEROUS!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I NEED ACORN BUTTER, AND I CAN BE VERY GENEROUS!!!

Are you totally ignorant? Don't you know how the world works? Don't get all hung up in this political bullshit! Its just like professional wrestling.

If you can get me some acorn butter, your life, and the lives of squirrels in general will get muc better. I can guarantee this.

PLEASE!!!

Anonymous said...

We are concerned about the future of our country... about the squirrels yet to be born. We don't even know the effect of Global Warming on the Oak Trees. We don't feel that we can spare any acorn butter for the pleasure of the irresponsible human race. What is your problem?

Anonymous said...

My problem is none of your f$%@ing concern.

I despise you and spit on you! FU

Anonymous said...

Wow!

Anonymous said...

Double Wow! This is intense. Ann Landers said that when someone is really upset they don't write perfect letters but make mistakes. Rush Squirrel seems to have some issues.
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